5 hours ago at 12:15 AM
bublog unescapable
5 hours ago at 12:15 AM
charleeeeeeene:

vicemag:

Greenland’s melting.

not to be totally insensitive but this looks like a great waterslide
vicemag blissfulest
5 hours ago at 12:15 AM
bysaber eclecticpandas
5 hours ago at 12:15 AM
snoozygal blissfulest
7 hours ago at 10:09 PM

soccercopdoc:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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your fav is problematic: bob the builder

flygoing:

he says he can fix it, but he never fixes a social issue or the economy.

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kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

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3 days ago at 10:59 PM
gg-ll eclecticpandas
3 days ago at 10:59 PM
ribkadory.deviantart.com cpt-tightpants

varldslighet:

halloween?? nah son, over here we only celebrate hellaween

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cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

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